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The Sith Lords

"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free."

[Use ONLY THIS BANNER for your house otherwise the guards will remove the other ones.]

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As a note, this is not something to join to whine about rules at Elftown and the Guards. People who join this will still follow the rules or they will have their asses kicked out of here. You came here because you wanted to, not because we wanted you to, so we reserve the right to steal your lightsaber and your milk money when we forcefully eject you from this wiki.

Contact us here, or send one of the Lords a message about it. Also realize, if you act like a tard, you will be demoted to peon. You will be the equivalent of a red-shirt sent out to be a meat shield...you will be the guy in the movie that everyone thinks "wow...we didn't know him, that is why he died..."

That being said, have fun. >:)

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Lord [Calico Tiger]: Darth Feral (Cali) - "I see your Shwartz is as big as mine."
** The Sith: Calico Tiger

Lord [Lerune]: Darth Reesza (Runey), The Sith: Darth Reesza - "The cute and sappy Sith...got a problem with that?"

Lord [Ittai]: Pathelel Ittai / Darth Xalmavet - "I'll bite your legs off!"

Lord [Lothuriel]: Onyx (Night Sister: Sith Witch)

Lord [font]: Darth BoBo *is regularly molested by Darth Reesza*

Lord [ArcticTofu]: Darth Marit

Lord [Yuriona]: Darth Uryal, The Sith: Darth Uryal "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Lord [Skydancer]: The Sith: Darth Azurian
Manufacturer of Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

Lord [Paul Doyle]: Darth Paranoia - Don't let that friendly gold anthro-dragon exterior deceive you. His confuzzled pretentions reek of a foul stench of Sithiness. Or maybe he just had gas.

Lord [irulan]: The Sith: Darth Indiri

Lord [David the Good]:Darth Contif trained by Darth Bane
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Lord [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: Darth Necronous

Lord [TheRogue]: Darth Vorhanus

Lord [Steve*O]: Darth Strider

Lord [Rennie]: Darth Roweena

Lord [Saray]: Darth Zhera

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Lord [Trennas]: Darth Moroban - Because I am EVIL!

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Lord [The Dizzy Raven]: The Sith: Darth Illatris

Lord [-Britt-]: Darth Principatus

Lord [Anomynous]: Darth Dja'Kall- You could not escape my wrath...more than you could your own shadow!

Lord [Rain S.]:Darth Rain

Lady [Mirindyin]: Darth Mizan - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

Lady [-Orion-]: Darth Chiera - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

[DistantDream]: - Darth Korana - Apprentice to Lord [Calico Tiger]

[Ocean Soul]: Darth Aqua

[Kileaiya]: Darth Kieran - Apprentice to Darth Reesza- "I'll break your will and make you like it."
At one with The Force

[Duke of Angels]: Darth Tyrus

[Sir. Robert]: Darth Quoto

[Stephen]: Darth Jakia

[Badass]: Darth Zyth

[Jitter]: Darth Kupo Is trying to destroy pink

[Douche-Bag]: Name me!

[SuicidalEternalX]: Darth Honoria

[3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Darth Levios

[Pnelma Tirian]: Darth Pink. SNORKELING apprentice to Darth Paranoia. "ph33r m3."

[Random Pavarotti Disease]: Darth Mortis

[Paz]: Darth Zap (?) - "I am your father's, uncle's, cousin's, nephew's roomate"

[spincrus]: Darth Spincrus - Fallen Jedi - "It is hard to breathe through this mask, but at least keeps out the smell of burning hair when I slice my enemies in half."

[Chaos Sun]: Darth Chaos

[VegaPrime]:

[Fireblade K'Chona]: Darth Macabre - Apprenticed to Darth Moroban!

[Darth Segas]:

[Ikko]: Darth Rose

[The "Problem" Child]: Darth Durok

[Darth Jacein]: Darth Dedus

[Bladieboe]: Darth Paratus

[Helghast]: Darth Mauler

[morgan nynaeve]:

[Wulf Skjaldr]:

[Alexxei]: Darth Cahl

[Depressions soul]: Darth Crimsia

[DappaDan]: Darth Azriell.(Fear is the mind killer i will not show fear).

[Araglas]: Darth Deorm - Apprenticed to Darth Mizan

[Xeroh Kanoe]: Darth Zakir

Darth Rokar: Darth Rokar

[Talvikki]: Darth Rimfrost

[Lord Josmar]: Darth Josmar

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<URL:http://paul.mantasoft.net/Filez/triumph_starwars.wmv>
<URL:http://paul.mantasoft.net/Filez/star_wars_kid.wmv>
<URL:http://www.crownedfox.com/video/swk_remix_blasters.mpg>

http://www.dockingbay101.com/fansongs.html
<URL:http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38511182/?qo=3&q=special%3Anewest> *The true Vader sez "NOOOOOOOOOO"*
<URL:http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/> Femtroopers, attack!

Noone here. Yet... >:)
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Sith Moogle by [Calico Tiger]

Join us and you get your very own Sith Moogle to put in your house :O Only those who are members of this wiki have permission to display it in their houses.

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FAQ

How do the rankings work?
Everyone who joins is a knight. There is no long waiting list. Anyone from the Jedi Council that joins who was already a knight or master automatically becomes a Lord.

How do I become a Lord?
One of the Lords may take you as an apprentice. This is not a bad thing. Remember, Vader, one of the most powerful beings we have seen was an apprentice to the wrinkled butt head, Errr... Palpatine... the entire time. It's not a sign of being weak or anything. So don't focus on stupid shit like that :P When your Master deems you worthy of being a Lord (and that's totally up to them when that is. It could be anywhere from days to months depending on you and your master), you will be made a Lord.

Is there a limit to the number of Lords and Knights?
No. The only limit is the number of members. You can't have 20 Lords if you only have 3 members ;)

Are you serious about the peon thing?
Damn right! If you act like a moron (silly is not counted in that. Being silly is absolutely fine), or you start harassing other members and making everyone's lives miserable, or start breaking the Elftown rules, you will be busted down to peon and have to earn your way back to knight. You will be the equivalent of a jedi youngling again. In some cases, depending on the situation, some people may just be kicked out.

Does everyone who asks to join get to join?
No. You must follow the rules of Elftown. As stated at the top, this page is not for whining about the guards and the rules here. You will be a good Elftown citizen. Yes, you can have made mistakes in the past. People who ask to join will be checked on to see if they're one of the "I hate the guards" people (gawd, those wikis are lame), or just someone who didn't understand the rules or know they were there (many people don't know the Uploading Art Rules exist.)

Do I have to be some big evil bad guy/gal?
No. Absolutely not. You play your character and your personality as you see fit. You could be petty evil, you could just be a naughty pervert (too much so for the jedi council to overlook), you could be bent on destroying all ewoks just because they're cute, you could want to take over the galaxy, you could like pulling the wings off of flies, you could hang out with heartless bounty hunters who get a thrill from using Jedi Council members as target practice (submitted by [Lothuriel]), whatever floats your boat. You may not go harass people via messages. You may not go harass people on their wiki pages if they ask you to leave. Don't be a dick.

Can I be in more than one Sith (or other) group?
Personally, I don't care. You could be in 8 of them at once if you want. Granted, it's up to the other groups you're in as well. But here, we don't care. We're not here to bogart your time and attention. So if the jedi don't care if you're here and with them (not likely, but it could happen!), good for you. I believe it's good to have agents and allies in many places, so have fun.

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Fun or Interesting Links

<URL:http://newgrounds.com/collections/starwars.html> - Tons of funny stuff (link provided by [ArcticTofu])

I've got this thing for the bad guys... - [Lerune]'s fan page for the bad guys. Yummy!

Darth Molten Cake - for a taste of the Darkside!

Runey and Cali - A comic about Darth Reesza and Darth Feral ([Lerune] and [Calico Tiger]) as both Sith and Jedi

Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

The Power of the Dork Side - The funniest Star Wars pictures in the galaxy!

<URL:http://www.pezheadmonthly.com/archive/fiveques/darth.html> - Bizarre, strangely fun look at the daily trials and tribulations suffered by Darth Vader . . . the Pez dispenser :P

<URL:http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm> Think of something and Vader will try to guess what that is within 30 questions.

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=213> Darth Fabulous!

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=317> Fun with abusing your apprentice

Star Wars Fan films
(1.)"Wrath of the Mandalorian" (Boba Fett; between Eps 3+4; 12 min; 94 MB)
<URL:http://www.rapidfire-productions.com/pages/starwarsfanfilm.php>
(2.)"Revelations" (Seers; between Eps 3+4; 47 min; 410 MB)
<URL:http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations_movie.html>
(3.) <URL:http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/collections/starwars/> Lots of goodies to be found here ^_^
(4.)<URL:http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html> Spoof trailer for Episode III; you will laugh yourself to death ^^
(5.)
<URL:http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11> - Why you should beware of Wookies
(6.)
<URL:http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=121> - Vader is teh awsum
(7.)
<URL:http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/index.htm> Ever wonder how Scout Walkers make love? Well, neither did I. Yet because I am evil, here you go anyway. Tips are gladly accepted at the door. :PPP [Paul Doyle]
(8.)
<URL:http://onfinite.com/libraries/629138/1e2.jpg> Forever purging memories of horrific Meco monstrosities ("Star Wars Disco', "Ewok Celebration", etc) from back in the day, for those of us old enough to remember o___O ROCK AND ROLL!
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<URL:http://swvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Movies.List&category_select_id=2> Funny Staw Wars vids provided by Windspire Entertainment. My personal favourite is "Fett's Vette".
(10.)
Star Wars: Confess to Pope Lando Read it, confess and weep.
(11.)
<URL:http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/> - Darth Vader Calls the Emperor. Really funny! Link submitted by [TheRogue]

Not Star Wars, But at Least Evil

This section has links that aren't Star Wars or Sith related, but at least have the element of evil in it:

<URL:http://www.windspireentertainment.com/download.php?view.15> - The Shorties: Quest to BlizzCon - Submitted by [Anomynous]

<URL:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869&q=illegal> - Illegal Danish: Super Snacks - The Horde Rave Scene is awesome

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[Wiki Advertising Rules!!]

DO NOT advertise your wiki page or any other wiki page in the comments section or on the page itself unless it has something to do with the Sith, Star Wars, Evilness, Drooling over Evil Bad Guys, or something that at least fits the theme or genre. Those who violate this rule (not counting any that have been posted before as this rule wasn't in place before) will have the comment deleted and will be thoroughly mocked for not reading.

If a member of the wiki page violates it and adds it to the wiki page links secion, they will be mocked, lose a rank (Lords will become Knights, Knights will become Peons, Peons will get kicked out), and be tortured with nudey pics of Roseanne Bar (or some other insidiously evil plan).

More Sith Moogles!

Do not take any of these without the artists' permission and give proper credit! It's not only about being polite!

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Bwahahah!
By [Jitter]
(Note: You can have them at your house if you want but please give me proper credit! -Jitterbug Perfume)

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By [Skydancer]

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By [Sir. Robert]

By [TheRogue]

By [Ocean Soul]

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By [spincrus]
(Note: Give credit when adding this to your house please!)
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by [TheRogue]

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Image drawn by [travs the bean] and used with his permission

A trial for the Sith: from Lord [Calico Tiger] - Adapted from the original by Master [travs the bean]

My dear Knights in your quest to become Lords, there are many trials you must face and feats you must accomplish. Even those that are Lords must progress and grow. So a challenge is given to you - and that is to create a piece of art, written or drawn of a battle between you and a jedi (there are many jedi around. See The Jedi Council for a list of jedi to battle). Master Travs the bean has taken on the dangerous sith mistress [Calico Tiger]. To keep the galaxy on its toes I would advise you to keep an eye out, your pen andy and the art flowing. Good luck my Knights and fellow Lords **note you cannot kill another character without their permision- just draw or write the battle**

**Entries:
Pred versus Sunny- [Anomynous] and [Sunny Silverunicorn] duke it out in a battle where only the Force can decide the victor.

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See also The Jedi Council

See also The Sith Brotherhood

2007-10-11 [Paul Doyle]: Grawwwawwr!Hello. *waves* (Darth Paranoia has returned!)

2007-10-11 [Mirindyin]: whoo :o and I thought you were the lewd one, master >_> tentacles are <3 indeed ^______^ *huggles master darth paranoia* welcome back~

2007-10-11 [Trennas]: oh dear oh dear, look who is here ^^ welcome back, Para!

2007-10-11 [Paul Doyle]: Grawwwwrrr! While away on my sabbatical, I have turned a llama to the Dark Side!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN5KUCMa8uo

2007-10-12 [Sir. Robert]: X_x ...that hurt my brain!

2007-10-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: Aww, man! I mean--huzzah! welcome back, most esteemed and imperious Master of mine!

2007-10-12 [Paul Doyle]: It was my destiny to return, of course. Everything is proceeding as I have transpired, grawrrawwr . . .

2007-10-12 [Mirindyin]: whoo, you talk z0mbi3, the evil language of undead :o *bounces happily* peppermint is <3

2007-10-12 [Fireblade K'Chona]: So is Spamalot.

2007-10-13 [Paul Doyle]: The Sith Llama has Force-Spit.

2007-10-13 [Lothuriel]: LOL

2007-10-13 [Trennas]: we're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphram a loooooooot!

2007-10-13 [Mirindyin]: you know, pirates of the caribbean has quite an addictive effect on poor little sith apprentices >_> protect me, o mighty and invincinble master trennas~

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: oh i couldnt! i use it to enslave my sith apprentices, as you are aware of:p

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: but~ I just downloaded the third movie and.. and.. I just cannot resist watching it again and again~ ;_____;

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: poor thing:p

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: we needs no sarcasm, grandpa

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: yes we do actually:p

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: *pats her old, very old master* poor thing, indeed. you know, old guys like you need more hugs and naked young girls.

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: damn straight! now strip dammit!

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: hey! I was not talking about me~ *hides*

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: well why do you think i got you in the first place?:p

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: hummm~ because I'm a sweet young girl? and under your command?

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: exactly ^^

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: I knew it >_> pervert. ofc I can strip when we are alone but..

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: but?

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: well, I don't strip in public >_>

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: we're not in public are we?:p

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: actually, we are. but if you insist..

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: oh well my eyesight isnt too good anymore:p

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: awwwwwwh~ but I was already ready to let this satin night gown of mine drop on the floor

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: ooh! well just let me pur in my contacts:p

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: xD aye, master

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: ah there:D

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: whoo, the old one got his glasses on :D *lets her night gown drop on the floor* any better?

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: yes much better ^^

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: wheee :D *climbs on her master's lap and curls up into a ball*

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: aaahw poor kitty:p

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: *snugglies* whoo, you have cookies in your pocket

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: no i dont!:p

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: yes you do *snakes her hand into your pocket*

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: uhm.. oh those cookies!

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: wheee~ *takes out chocolate-cookies*

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: you must be a magician:p

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: well, no. you were just hiding these *munches a cookie happily*

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: bloody chocolate sith cookies:p

2007-10-14 [Mirindyin]: they taste wonderful :3

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: of course.. they are SITH chocolate cookies:p

2007-10-14 [Fireblade K'Chona]: My friend got me a book on how to be a villain for my birthday.

...I think she's on to me.

2007-10-14 [Trennas]: gee really?:p

2007-10-15 [Mirindyin]: hey, I want a book like that too :o master, pweaaaase? I'll be a good girl if you buy me one like that for christmas~

2007-10-15 [Trennas]: youre never a good girl:p

2007-10-15 [Paul Doyle]: Are you sure that's really "chocolate" in those Sith cookies?

2007-10-16 [Mirindyin]: gee, thanks. how are we supposed to eat them, now?

2007-10-16 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Hm. This book is very interesting. It provides a handy quiz for determining if you have the temperament to found an evil lair right away, or if you need to work on your evil for a while.

Oh! and it also makes some very interesting points about corporate evil!

2007-10-16 [Paul Doyle]: Maybe the "chocolate" is that evil "carob" stuff they use to cover Whoppers malt candies?

2007-10-17 [Skydancer]: carobinite is the sith version of carbonite freezing technique. :)

2007-10-17 [Paul Doyle]: Now THAT would explain it! *chuckle*

2007-10-18 [Trennas]: i seeeeeee/:p

2007-10-27 [Fireblade K'Chona]: So every time someone buys them...we gain a foothold in their souls?

Oh, btw, I have one of those composition notebooks that's blue with the white splotch things, and I spent the last week in my very dull class coloring in the splotches with a black marker. When asked why, I told the asker it was the grand Sith takeover of...my notebook. The back is conquered! On to the front side!

2007-10-28 [Pnelma Tirian]: I got one of those composition notebooks, but the pen wouldn't stick to the glossy cover, so I ripped it off and colored it all black except for the box in the middle telling me what the notebook is for. So now it's black. Like my soul.

2007-10-28 [Mirindyin]: wohou, this wiki is still alive :o who wants cookies? ^___^

2007-10-28 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I do!

...and most marker doesn't stick to that. Try a Sharpie.

2007-10-28 [Trennas]: i want cookies too ^^

2007-10-29 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I made black-bottomed cupcakes today. they have chocolate chip cream cheese filling in.

2007-10-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: I totally used a sharpie and it definitely didn't work! eh, it looks cooler all rugged and worn anyway. =P

2007-10-29 [Fireblade K'Chona]: huh, weird. maybe your sharpie is defective.

2007-10-29 [Trennas]: what on earth is a sharpie?

2007-10-29 [Fireblade K'Chona]: a permanent marker...we call them sharpies over here...like the whole tissue vs. Kleenex thing.

2007-10-29 [Trennas]: ahaaa! now the monkey gets out of the sleeve!

2007-10-30 [Paul Doyle]: Bad monkey! Spank that monkey.

2007-10-30 [Trennas]: you spank that monkey.. god knows where it has been:p

2007-11-01 [Mirindyin]: I think god does not want to know that, though >_> *clings to trennie* I want hugs~ and coffee~ and cookies ;____; I have had none of them for days~

2007-11-01 [Trennas]: me neither really :(

2007-11-02 [Mirindyin]: *squeezes* well, now you have had a hug. and now you can go to buy me some cookies and coffee :3

2007-11-02 [Trennas]: *goes buying*

2007-11-04 [Mirindyin]: and now everyone saw who's the boss..

2007-11-04 [Trennas]: oh, they arent for you:p

2007-11-05 [Mirindyin]: yeah sure. but you'll give me some, anyway.

2007-11-05 [Trennas]: ehr, no i wont, i already ate them ^^

2007-11-07 [Fireblade K'Chona]: when we take over the world we need to eradicate all homework from society.

that's all.

2007-11-07 [Trennas]: oh thats a good plan;)

2007-11-07 [Sir. Robert]: ...I see homework as the greatest torture device since the torture rack :)

2007-11-07 [Fireblade K'Chona]: particularly physics homework.

2007-11-07 [Trennas]: what about the homework we give to our apprentices? the evil kind?

2007-11-07 [Fireblade K'Chona]: that's different. that's benefiting evil. duh.

2007-11-08 [Trennas]: but still homework:p

2007-11-09 [Fireblade K'Chona]: but it's evil homework. therefore it should be fun. because tormenting innocents is always good for a laugh. :P

2007-11-09 [Mirindyin]: w00t! torturing religious people is sooooo much fun! ^______^

2007-11-09 [Trennas]: oh it is ^^

2007-11-10 [Mirindyin]: I think they think now that I'm the devil in a human form :S

2007-11-10 [Trennas]: but you aaareeee:p

2007-11-10 [Mirindyin]: that was supposed to be a secret :P

2007-11-11 [Fireblade K'Chona]: hey, I've got a friend who can mold the universe to her will, it's not a problem to have a devil friend too. :P

2007-11-11 [Trennas]: of course not ^^

2007-11-11 [Mirindyin]: yup, agreed ^^

2007-11-11 [Trennas]: by the way, is there any word on my other apprentice?

2007-11-13 [Mirindyin]: she's having fun with a new boyfriend :3

2007-11-13 [Trennas]: aha.. well.. i just may have to suspend her training then..

2007-11-17 [Mirindyin]: well, she likes to have pets :3

2007-11-18 [Trennas]: so do i, but not when they wander away for like.. ever..

2007-11-23 [Mirindyin]: you should just put a leash on them and hold tight o.o

2007-11-24 [Trennas]: kinda hard when they are a few thousand km away:p

2007-11-27 [Mirindyin]: well, with your great dark powers, it should be easy..

2007-11-27 [Sir. Robert]: A force leash? ...I could see that as this years most wanted gift :)

2007-11-27 [Trennas]: you shoudl think it would be easy, but it isnt when your apprentices are so well trained they can easily sever the connection:p

2007-11-27 [Sir. Robert]: Could you deal with the boyfriend then? Maybe he would make a good puppet?

2007-11-27 [Trennas]: could work, but the words "boyfriend" and "puppet" in one sentence kind of made me nauseous:p

2007-11-27 [Sir. Robert]: Weakness?

2007-11-28 [Mirindyin]: *snickers* well, our master cannot stomach such things.. I think it at least proves that he's not a gay >_> but, puppets are nice. would you make me a nice little puppet of someone, master? I have no nice toys atm and, well, I'm getting a bit bored :/

2007-11-28 [Trennas]: i think you are perfectly capable of making your own puppet my dear:p

2007-11-29 [Mirindyin]: but.. but.. today was a horrible day and it's getting worse ;____; I need a nice little puppet~

2007-11-29 [Trennas]: well go get one then!

2007-11-30 [Mirindyin]: *pouts* you are mean, master. *pokes trennie*

2007-11-30 [Trennas]: and youre far too demanding:p

2007-11-30 [Sir. Robert]: *looks back and forth* Fight! Fight! Fight! ...or we could just bust out the cookies and have a nice movie night. *waves a gooey chocolate chip cookie in the air* You know you want it!

2007-11-30 [Mirindyin]: but.. every little girl needs a big and cuddly teddy o.o

2007-11-30 [Sir. Robert]: Awe :S ...would a cuddly cold steel robot do the trick? They appear to be completely out of Wookies :S

2007-11-30 [Anomynous]: Has anyone noticed that, if you play around with the letters from sith lords you can get... shit lords?

2007-11-30 [Trennas]: and, keeping a wookiee in check requires more electricity shocks than robots require batteries to stay operative, so its also environment friendly:) if you're into that sort of thing..

and yes predator, you will find us not completely stupid i think:p

2007-11-30 [Mirindyin]: actually, I think he does >> but, I just wanted a cute and cuddly little teddy.. master, would you like to be my teddy? you get to sleep in my bed and things like that~ o.o

2007-11-30 [Rain S.]: Well, I see some things have changed since last time I was here...

2007-11-30 [Mirindyin]: little cute kittens still need cute teddies.

2007-11-30 [Trennas]: well, i actually have a pretty damn comfy bed myself, so no ^^ stuffed with wookiee hair as well:D i sleep like a rose:p

2007-11-30 [Mirindyin]: boring~ *pouts*

2007-11-30 [Anomynous]: Actually, I had... only just noticed that.

2007-11-30 [Sir. Robert]: I spent a couple more credits and went with the Ewok stuffed bed :P ...It is soo much more comfortable than my old Wookie bed :S

2007-12-01 [Fireblade K'Chona]: What is this talk about bed?!? Evil doesn't sleep!

2007-12-01 [Sir. Robert]: No...but it is a place to do more evil :P

2007-12-01 [Fireblade K'Chona]: oh, you mean THAT kind of evil. ;)

2007-12-01 [Sir. Robert]: I don't know what THAT is, I just left my statement open to interpretation ;P

2007-12-01 [Fireblade K'Chona]: riiiight. :P

2007-12-01 [Sir. Robert]: I was talking about eating cookies in bed! Crumbs are some of the most evil things in bed!

2007-12-01 [Mirindyin]: now, that's boring. bed is a nice place to do evil. especially with handcuffs and chocolate sauce

2007-12-02 [Trennas]: quite so ^^

2007-12-03 [Mirindyin]: whee~ I found a teddy~ *squeezes it* it's bigger than me o.o

2007-12-03 [Trennas]: oh my.. does it fit in your bed?:p

2007-12-04 [Mirindyin]: ofc o.o I have a big bed <3 and now a big teddy, too. jealous?

2007-12-04 [Trennas]: hahahahahaha of a teddy bear? WHAHAHAHA XD

2007-12-05 [Mirindyin]: well, it's far more good-looking than you :p and it gets to sleep beside me every night

2007-12-05 [Trennas]: its good to know that you apparently have a furry teddybear fetish:p

2007-12-06 [Mirindyin]: hush, I may get annoyed if you keep telling me that.

2007-12-06 [Trennas]: youre the one who brought it up:p

2007-12-07 [Mirindyin]: well, if I were a male and someone said that a teddy bear is far more good-looking than me, I might feel a bit ashamed..

2007-12-07 [Sir. Robert]: ...It is easy to deal with teddy bears :P

2007-12-08 [Mirindyin]: well, they are more difficult to deal with than men..

2007-12-08 [Sir. Robert]: lol ;P My favorite type of teddy bears are the ones you can eat that Nabisco makes...

2007-12-09 [Trennas]: id say teddybears and men are equally easy to deal with.. if you have a shredder nearby:)

2007-12-09 [Fireblade K'Chona]: What about a flamethrower?

2007-12-09 [Trennas]: might work too, but the smell is a lot worse:p

2007-12-10 [Mirindyin]: agreed. I mean.. ahem.. no, I haven't ever burned a teddy.. but nevertheless, I agree

2007-12-11 [Trennas]: sure you havent:)

2007-12-12 [Paul Doyle]: What is less dignified---a badly dated, now-offensive 1970's documentary called "The ABC's of Sex Education", or the same clip, truncated and tweaked and hosted by Chewbacca with roaring and all? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySQPDtzwdKM "Chewy for Trainables"

2007-12-12 [Trennas]: ..... that seriously scared me...

2007-12-12 [Sir. Robert]: 0_o ...Where? Why? Who? What? GAH!!! ...I'm terrified

2007-12-13 [Trennas]: scarred for life..

2007-12-13 [Paul Doyle]: My childhood memories of Chewbacca, R2-D2 and Mark Hamill on "The Muppet Show" circa 1980, are hereby corrupted by that little dance rountine after the talk of rectums . . .

2007-12-13 [Paul Doyle]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsMXXbKkOTY (Muppet stuff)

2007-12-18 [Mirindyin]: evil christmas, ladies and lords~ *bounces happily* alright, I know it's a bit too early but who cares, I have ginger biscuits~

2007-12-20 [Trennas]: you ARE a bit early arent you?:p

2007-12-20 [Mirindyin]: well, my christmas started when my mother made ginger biscuits, so I'm not too early :3 and I have even peppermint, now ^-^

2007-12-20 [Trennas]: what a party, what a party:p

2007-12-20 [Paul Doyle]: Um, happy "Life Day"? :P

2007-12-20 [Paul Doyle]: This "Life Day" clip is only viewable with a doctor's prescription.
You are warned. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYQVyVyeWho

2007-12-21 [Sir. Robert]: I'm not watching that one...I have nightmares from the other 2 already...

2007-12-22 [Paul Doyle]: Well, you're missing out on stoned-out-of-her-gourd Carrie Fisher (stoned, because she used to hang out with cokeheads like John Belushi) sing. Oh, and Wookies in red dresses too. As if the whole premise wasn't scary enough to start with.

2007-12-23 [Trennas]: im definitly not watching now:p

2007-12-24 [Mirindyin]: merry christmas ^_________^

2007-12-25 [Nuit Darksin]: merry christmas in deed

2007-12-26 [Trennas]: im more for an evil christmas but well:p

2007-12-27 [Mirindyin]: evil christmas: sithmas

2007-12-27 [Paul Doyle]: Burgermeister Meisterburger from "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" as a Sith Lord? Winter Warlock as his apprentice? Kris Kringle's toast.

2007-12-27 [Trennas]: or just plain old darth vader with a christmas hat and beard:p

2008-01-13 [tazzmen]: hello how is everyone today.

2008-01-13 [Trennas]: just groovy ^^

2008-01-14 [tazzmen]: cool

2008-01-14 [Nuit Darksin]: darth vader with a silly little hat and a white beard that's interesting :D

2008-01-14 [tazzmen]: yea.

2008-01-14 [tazzmen]: I'm drawing a pic of supergirl with my fends elf frace and Paris hiltons body.hey I have a idea I can draw the night_Rogus as a ewak. <img:44166_1164145171.gif>

2008-01-14 [Nuit Darksin]: lol that would awesome

2008-01-14 [tazzmen]: do you have a pic of your face.I dont know what you look like.

2008-01-14 [Nuit Darksin]: yeah I'll send it too

2008-01-14 [tazzmen]: got it.

2008-01-14 [Nuit Darksin]: yay

2008-01-31 [Saray]: BOO!

2008-02-01 [Nuit Darksin]: ahhhhhhhh *falls out of chair* don't do that gosh

2008-02-01 [Saray]: Goshhhhh I should go feed Tina some ham. :P

2008-02-01 [Trennas]: Tiiiina, come get some ham!

2008-02-02 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I hated that movie.

2008-02-03 [Darth Jacein]: any one read the two darth bane books?

2008-02-03 [Trennas]: i LOVE that movie:p and nope! just finished the first Star Wars Legacy comic though :)

2008-02-04 [Mirindyin]: what? is this wiki really alive once again for a while? :o

2008-02-04 [Trennas]: apparently so, for a while anyway XD

2008-02-04 [Saray]: It was funny as hell. But you'd have to appreciate hellish funny though.

2008-02-04 [Trennas]: yes, for some reason its kinda too hot for most people to handle:p

2008-02-05 [Saray]: Ah, that might be the explanation for that hideous tan my neighbour ended up with.

2008-02-05 [Trennas]: though i doubt she ever saw it..

2008-02-05 [Saray]: Or it may be her hideous orange tanning cream!

2008-02-05 [Trennas]: its not just her tanning cream thats hideous..

2008-02-05 [Saray]: LOL, true. I thought she was Palpy's sister when I first saw her.